
I'm half-way home from Publix. The William Tell Overture, without the
all important words, is booming from the radio. Singing in my head, I caught sight of the bare naked passenger seat. My purse should have been on it. It wasn't.
Gasp! ##*&%#!
First chance, I pull over to rummage through the grocery-filled trunk. Not there.
Flip a youeeee (sp?). Hyperventilate at a long light.
Ok. Don't panic. What's in there?
Phone. A nuisance + $. Should have paid for cyber storage. Can disarm it asap.
Palm Z22. Low tech. Info on laptop. But, countless hours contacting contacts whose accounts are open to who knows what.
I-Touch. Now that hurts. $$$ Info retrievable by me and password protected from the bad guy.
Credit cards will be canceled within the hour.
Insurance cards. Another nuisance.
Water bottle.
Cash. Have at my spare change. Least of my worries.
O what a horrible weekend ahead.
Narrowed the scene to the parking lot. Could someone have swiped it from my cart? Who was close enough? I didn't see or hear anybody.
Of course not. My brain was on autopilot.
Fixated on my Nevada County Wine Guild certified organic, no added sulphites, Vintage 2007 California Red Wine, labeled Vegan Friendly.
Because NPR convinced me my usual beverage was processed chemically to turn out in quantity, consistently, and on time. That's why.
I pull into my old parking spot nearly bumping into 3 empty shopping carts, none of which was exactly how I left mine.
The cashier sent me to customer service.
"Did anyone happen to turn in a purse?" I sheepishy ask.
"Yes," the loveliest service representative on the planet answers.
And she handed me the only purse on the shelf.
A nearby customer comments. "There are still good people."
Yes, there are. Happy weekend, everyone.